First Published: September 2002
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THE GAY GORILLASTwo gay guys are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a big hard on. One of the men just can't bear it any longer and reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours non-stop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man rushed to the hospital. Next day his friend visits the ward and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?" he shouts in reply. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..." |