Back in the First World, I dined at the Victoria Junction Hotel with representatives of the Pink Map,
the Gay & Lesbian Association of Cape Town Tourism Industries & Commerce, the Mother City Queer Projects,
Gay & Lesbian Films, and the Cape Gay Guide. At one point in our conversations,
the colourful Nodi Murphy of the Gay & Lesbian Films organization, shouted, "The
only fucking reason this fucking country ever got rid of apartheid is that it was
BAD FOR BUSINESS!" Later, two relatively conservative white friends of mine in
Johannesburg, admitted, "Well, it's true."
However whatever the reasons it came about, South Africa did get rid of
apartheid, and today it feels like the rainbow society they are trying to build
may be starting to exist. However, crime, AIDS and unemployment present
extremely serious challenges.
DAY 7
Tuesday, and we visited the largest and glitziest shopping mall I've ever
set foot in, I went to a fancy casino where I lost 400 rand (£17.50), and drove
along the amazing Cape Riviera to the gay nude beach at Sandy Bay,
about half an hour out of town. The townships seemed a million miles away, even though, in
reality, they were just over this or that hill somewhere.
Dinner was back in the gay De Waterkant district with Henry and Alistair from the tourist office. Afterwards,
they took us to see the legendary drag duo Mince (Keiron Legacy and Lili Slaptsilli) who put on the best
show of that genre I've ever seen. They are still performing after all these years.
They mentioned to us Zer021 Social Club a quirky bar located in Zonnebloem in Cape Town which often hosts drag
performances and DJs - it's also a favourite.
DAY 8 - JOHANNESBURG: HIDDEN CHARMS
Wednesday, eight days after arriving in Cape Town, I hopped an SAA flight to
Johannesburg to visit my friend Martin and his partner Nico. Jo'burg is not Cape Town.
It's not particularly pretty, many of the central parts of the city are
quite dangerous, and many people who own things worth stealing have huge walls,
often with electrified fencing on top, around their suburban homes. Martin
and Nico have been burgled seven times.
There are, however, several pockets of pleasantness outside of the city core. A few blocks of walkable
streets here and there, big fancy shopping centres and malls, a snazzy casino and entertainment complex
(where we saw a well-done dance and stage show called African Footprints). My friends seem to like Jo'burg, as do many
residents who know where to go, and who to hang out with, to have a good time. Babylon is arguably one of the most famous
places for a party.
For strolling and sidewalk cafes, I recommend the trendy neighbourhood of Melville, where I had a tasty
lunch with Gavin Hayward, editor of Exit, South Africa's only gay newspaper, and Daniel
Somerville, former editor of the now-defunct national gay glossy, OutRight. Ratz Bar in Melville is also
a popular part of the gay and lesbian nightlife scene.
We spent most of the evening checking out the gay clubs in the area. There's a block of gay bars,
all owned by the same businessman, at the intersection of Henri and Juta
streets in the relatively safe Braamfontein neighbourhood. Look for The Vault's big neon sign on the sign of the leisure complex.
After an hour or so, we decided to be more adventurous, drove through a dangerous part of town to
a slightly less dangerous part of town, and entered the gay club The Factory.
To be allowed in, you must remove either your shirt or your pants. The cover charge is 30 rand (£1.50) if you
enter naked, 40 rand (£2) otherwise. We took off our shirts, and turned out to be the only ones
partially clothed.
In the UK, the Fire Inspector would probably close this joint down in a second as there were numerous passageways
and winding, cramped stairwells from which no quick escape would be possible. The patrons seemed to be
having a very good time nevertheless.
If you find yourself in Johannesburg for any length of time, I suggest outings to Pretoria, the legislative
capital (a 45-minute drive); the De Wildt Cheetah Station (a 90-minute drive) or even the awesome
Drakensberg Mountains (a four-hour drive).
Of course, you could always just stay put in Cape Town - one of the most beautiful cities in the world and,
at the moment, the cheapest place I've ever been apart from Nicaragua under the Sandinistas. You could quite
easily have the time of your life for under 50 pounds a day - including hotel, meals, drinks, and everything else. I
can't think of anywhere else in the First World where that would be even remotely possible.
Rex Wockner © WNS - Revised August 2024.
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Aquila Private Game Reserve (307 Main Rd, Sea Point, Cape Town; T: +27 21 430 7260; Website)
Babylon The Joburg Bar (198 Oxford Rd, Illovo, Sandton; T: +27 63 649 0248; Website)
Beefcakes (Sovereign Quay, 36 Somerset Rd, Greenpoint, Cape Town; T: +27 21 425 9019; Website)
Cafe Manhattan (74 Waterkant St, De Waterkant, Cape Town; T: +27 21 421 6666; Website)
Cape Point Website)
Cape Town Tourism Website)
Chapmans Peak Hotel (Chapmans Peak Dr, Hout Bay, Cape Town; T: +27 21 790 1036; Website)
Cubana Latino Cafe & Cigar Lounge (15 Somerset Rd, De Waterkant, Cape Town; T: +27 21 421 1109; Website)
District Six Museum (25A Buitenkant St, Zonnebloem, Cape Town; T: +27 21 466 7200; Website)
Exit Gay Newspaper (3 Japonica Rd, Wychwood; T: +27 11 622 2275; Website)
Garden Court Victoria Junction (Corner Of Somerset And Ebenezer Rd, Green Point, Cape Town; T: +27 21 418 1234; Website)
Legend Tours & Transfers (740 Govan Mbeki Rd, Wetton, Cape Town; T: +27 21 704 9140; Website)
Newlands Guest House (4 Alcis Rd, Rondebosch, Cape Town; T: +27 62 021 4472; Website)
Ratz Bar (9 7th Street, Melville; T: +27 11 482 2414; facebook; Instagram)
Shaft Cruise Zone (299 Lower Main Road, Observatory, Cape Town; T: +27 7148 95214; Website)
The Factory (6 6th St, New Doornfontein, Johannesburg; T: +27 83 965 2227)
The Pink Candy Night Club (120 Strand St, De Waterkant, Cape Town; T: +27 82 332 9051; Instagram)
Zer021 Social Club (46 Canterbury St, District Six, Cape Town; T: +27 71 760 3178; Instagram)
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