How ya'all doin' ya'all? OutUK correspondent Adrian Gillan rates raunchy ranchers and pumps barrels of creamy man-oil in Dallas - plus at nearby Fort Worth - down
in sexy Texas! Yeeee… ha! Like things big? Texas may be the second largest and second most populous US state; but you'd have to rank it first for friendly attitude and
beefy blokes who know how to boot-scoot 'n Stetson-swagger! Gay Dallas'll come out screaming for its annual Texas Freedom Parade
which takes place in mid-September each year, and loads of other Dallas Pride events to enjoy around that time. But why wait 'til then?
There's more depth to Dallas than a mere 70s/80s TV soap! The infamous Texas School Book Depository is now the Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza (www.jfk.org),
a moving exhibition about the fateful day someone shot, not JR, but JFK. Sit at the window ledge and gaze down on history!
The cultured queer will also enjoy the world-class collection of art and artefacts inside Dallas Museum of Art and
Nasher Sculpture Centre & Gardens. Or enjoy a show or play in the new Dallas Arts District, hubbed around the amazing
AT&T Performing Arts Centre with its stunning Winspear Opera House and flexible Wyly Theatre!
Tour the gigantic Cowboys Stadium, at Arlington, just out west; or even pop into the
LGBT-affirmative Cathedral of Hope.
Dallas at night. Courtesy: Dallas CVB
To fill a hungry hole, saddle up at Hunky's Old Fashioned Hamburgers, slap bang on the Oaklawn gay strip; a spit-and-a-spunk away from
Slightly further afield, Babe's Chicken is a no-frills, singing-waiters bring-a-bottle Dallas institution with freshly baked biscuits to die for.
Or for something more classy, fine-dine at Central 214, at swish 70s retro-style lair, Hotel Palomar; or at
Eddie V's prime seafood joint.
BOP 'N BOOZE
Dallas' main asset is its flamboyant, friendly, direct and sexy people! And that amazing Texan accent! So head straight for the Oaklawn scene, mainly along and off Cedar Springs Road!
After you've browsed all the gay boy-toy stores then you can gawp at the gay-thronging ILUME apartment complex.
Then crawl from bar-to-bar amongst a clutch within mere staggering range. Hole up at Round-Up - arguably the most friendly and
distinctively Texan queer joint in town! Then gawp at the jocks busy flexing their pecs in sports, video and karaoke bar, Woody's; get
lost in crowds at sprawling, stylish, newly-renovated bar-club with upper street-view balcony, JR's, next to lush lesbian-haunt
Sue Ellen's. Try Alexandre's for
live music and TMC for cruising.
A tad off-strip, check-out jazzy Cherries; cheery, chatty
Pekers; youth-teasing BJ's;
fun Brick; tucked-away, tiny tinny
Tin Room, with yet more podium dancers; dark 'n cruisy leather 'n Levis,
Eagle; or, down south in the Bishop Arts
District, friendly Barbara's Pavilion, an earthy off-scene joint that only
locals seem to know about.
For dancing, hit vibrant, unpretentious cross-borders Mexican club, Kaliente; or try
largest regular gay club, with buzzing young crowd - complete with Rose Room cabaret venue,
a favourite of Lady Gaga, no less!
Away form the bustle, gay-wooing Crowne Plaza Hotel Market Center
offers comfortable rooms, and an excellent restaurant. Alternatively, nearer the gay scene, try the massive, arty, high-end
Hilton Anatole; or the gorgeous li'l olde world gay-run 1900s
home-cum-B&B, just off-strip, that is the Daisy Polk Inn.
WELL WORTH IT!
Only a sun-crazed farm-hand would visit Dallas and not head a short ride due west to the cowboy-and-culture hub that is Fort Worth - one-time frontier garrison town for
naughty 'pioneer' pluck 'n plunder!
Stay at the massive, luxurious downtown Omni Fort Worth.
Breakfast, or even a spot of lunch, must mean Paris Coffee House
or the meaty patio of
top-notch Woodshed Smokehouse, on the banks of the Trinity River.
Grab some pre-dinner cocktails at hip GRACE,
then hit the veranda at much-lauded Ellerbe's Fine Foods, for freshest local and seasonal ingredients in elegant, innovative, "farm-to-table" cuisine.
Stockyards Historic District.
Courtesy: Fort Worth CVB
Just north of centre, the Stockyards National Historic District brims with sights, sounds and smells from the Old West, including
saloons, the Texas Cowboy Hall of Fame, and the Fort Worth Herd twice-daily cattle
drive - commemorating the old drive north to sell cattle in the markets up/out West. Don't miss Billy Bob's - the world's
largest (6000 capacity) "honky-tonk", brimming with pool tables, souvenir shop, bull riding arena, over 30 bar stations and a restaurant. Also check-out the rodeo
at the Cowtown Coliseum every Friday and Saturday. On foot, Heritage Trails historically
guide you around other parts of town.
Fort Worth Cultural District boasts several world-class museums, all within walking distance - most notably the Kimbell Art Museum, "America's
best small museum", home to Michelangelo's first painting, amongst countless other masterpieces, plus amazing temporary collections; and the
Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth, stunningly housing the second largest collection of modern and contemporary American and European art in the US.
Saunter Sundance Square, the downtown entertainment district brimming with shops, restaurants, theatres and galleries. Catch a show at
dazzling new Bass Performance Hall, or at little brother, the McDavid Studios.
Fort Worth Opera Festival and gay film fest, Q Cinema run every May/June.
Check out Fort Worth's two buzzing gay bar-clubs - Reflections; and
Rainbow, itself the subject of a 2009 dramatic outrageous-police-raid documentary!
American Airlines are proud to support the LGBT community, offering several direct daily flights from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth, at unbeatable value. For special discounts on a range of
gay-friendly destinations: aa.com/rainbow.
Revised August 2016.