There's something about Jersey that keeps the locals fresh. OutUK's Adrian Gillan takes an alternative queer rural break on the largest of the Channel Islands - an idyllic lair of love and lust.
Is it the milk and potatoes, or just the stiff sea breeze and miles of golden sand that make Jersey boys so fresh, friendly and attitude-free, both unsuspecting and knowing in their gaze? Like its other smaller Channel Island sisters, Jersey is neither part of the UK nor of the EU although it does enjoy privileges from both - so grab your duty frees, and pledge your allegiance to the British crown.
Courtesy Jersey Tourism.
It's true that Jersey only decriminalised homosexuality as recently as 1990, well after Guernsey in 1983 - and only just before the loitering Isle of Man in 1992. And it's also true that the age of consent for men with men is still eighteen, and then only in 'private' - whatever that means these days. But Jersey males don't all swim over to the UK when they first get the urge. This bijou island - about 9 miles long and 5 miles wide - clings onto its own, seducing the finest with its natural assets and unspoilt ways.
Of course, Jersey is neither Soho nor Canal Street. Like little brother Guernsey, though never far from sea, it has much in common with other more rural gay shires - a scene of bushes and bogs, phone lines and private parties, lay-bys and late-night lock-ins. The one exception is St Helier, the key town on the southern shore, dominated by Elizabeth Castle out on it's causeway and by the Fort Regent, a little inland.
The Cock & Bottle in spite of it's name is not a gay pub. You'll find it on the picturesque Royal Square in St Helier.
Photo: Tony Harris.
Since the old Howard's Way pub shut up shop a few years back, the Club 72 bar and club on the Esplanade has become the best known cheezey venue, but with a very mixed crowd. They have two dance floor no-nos: don't take your drinks on and don't take you shirts off - mustn't frighten the girls. But the DJs are good and there's a fine spread-eagle of young cuties to behold, but be careful that the boy you go for has the same desires!

In the town centre you will find Havana as an alternative. It's actually quite popular with straight girls who are just out for a dance, but gay guys go there too. Generally it's quite decent music. Again, careful who you try to pick up.

There's no sex shop in capital St Helier to speak of - certainly none that cater for gay tastes - and no gay saunas. However, open air cruising is commonplace on the coast just west of St Aubin, easily accessible by bus from St Helier. Check out Noirmont Common (between St. Aubin & St. Brelade) It has great wooded areas including lots of secluded glades and bushes. Also, ten minutes walk down the path left from Noirmont Point and then left along the rocky coast leads to a very secluded beach popular with gay islanders. There are even several 'nude beach' signs painted on the rocks! Or a sunny afternoon, you can always scoot off to one of the sheltered rocky shores around the beautiful, secluded and sandy Beauport Bay.

But don't forget Jersey's natural assets offer another welcome alternative to your usual gay scene too: a rich, sub-tropical backdrop and haven for romance. Wander barefoot along vast sandy stretches amidst surfer boy babes; drift aimlessly along coastal footpaths, taking in the indigenous green lizard or purple lily; soak up the history, from Castle Gorey to the Royal Square and Opera House.
Swimming at Plemont. Photo: Natalie Meyer.
Moita's is a cosy and most certainly gay-friendly continental and Portuguese restaurant - just a few doors down from the Cosmo on the Esplanade - serving up some of the finest fruits of the local seas. And, although there is no gay-run or overtly gay-friendly accommodation on the island, we were certainly allowed to enjoy our stay at the Seacroft Guest House on Green Street, just through the Fort Regent tunnel and mere minutes from town centre and sea.

Jersey has a spankingly modern airport and is well under an hour from London Gatwick or Southampton Airport with return fares including tax starting at around 50. All routes offer spectacular views of the Isle of Wight, and of Jersey itself on approach.


Club 72 (72 Esplanade, St. Helier)
Havana Bar and Night Club (Cattle St, St Helier JE2 4WP; Website)
Moita's Bistro (20 Esplanade, St Helier, Jersey, Tel: 01534 280780)
Seacroft Guest House (38 Green Street, St Helier - T: 01534 732 732)
The Cock & Bottle (Royal Square; T: +44 1534 722184; Website)

Revised April 2022.


search | site info | site map | new this week | outuk shop | home | outgoing | more



  UK gay lads | Gay news UK | Gay travel and holidays UK | UK & London gay scene

OutUK features the latest gay news, advice, entertainment and information together with gay guides to cities and holiday destinations around the UK, Europe and the rest of the world. There are hundreds of galleries of photos and videos of the sexiest gay guys plus intimate personal profiles of thousands of gay lads from all around the UK.