First Published: September 2002
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THE BOY AT THE DOCTORSA boy goes into the doctor's office for a check-up. As he takes off his shirt, the doctor notices a red "O" on his chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my girlfriend went to Oxford and she's so proud of it she never takes off her Oxford sweatshirt, even when we make love," he replies. A couple of days later, another boy comes in for a check-up. As he takes off his shirt, the doctor notices a blue "Y" on his chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my girlfriend went to York and she's so proud of it that she never takes off her York sweatshirt, even when we make love," he replies. A couple of days later, another boy comes in for a check-up. As he takes off his shirt, he notices a green "M" on his chest. "Did you have a girlfriend who studied in Manchester?" asks the doctor. "No, but my boyfriend went to Warwick - why?" |