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    First Published: September 2002
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A guy gets a job working in the Shetlands at a remote petrol station. When he gets there he notices that there are no women for hundreds of miles. As soon as he got the opportunity he asked his supervisor what they did for women.
"Well," replied the supervisor, "we really have no access to women. If you feel the urge there is a barrel with a hole in it behind the building. You can use the hole."
A few days later the guy is feeling horny and decides to give the hole in the barrel a try. It is the best sex he has ever had. The following day he is talking with his supervisor and tells him that the hole in the barrel was great.
"It's so good I'm going to use it every day," he exclaimed.
"Every day but Thursday," replied the supervisor.
"What's wrong with Thursday?" he asked.
"Thursday is your day in the barrel!"

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